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Best of Craigslist 12-19-16

Real massage (Uniotown area)



compensation: 40 an hour cash
Lookin 4 lady 2 give real massage nothing weird pat 40 an hour have back and leg prob don't have 2 b professional as long as ur good at it need deep tissue
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Gospel singers wanted (Clarksburg)

compensation: no pay

Starting a gospel group. Talent wanted. No pay to offer but the retirement plan is Heaven.
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Dance 3 Songs Naked-$100

compensation: $100

Just what the ad says. Would like to see some nudity and don't want to go out to a club. Will pay $100 if an attractive female would show up and perform a 3 song nude strip-show. If you're interested please send me a pic (clothes on) and when you're free. This is a serious ad and im looking for nothing more than the ad states. So please do not respond just to ask questions and only if you're serious.
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Looking for guys with BIG stomachs (Morgantown, WV)

compensation: TBD

Do you have a big stomach? Like big BIG? We need you. Email us a picture of your stomach as proof.
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Ticklish? Make bank to be tickled!

compensation: 5000
Thank you!

This post is a serious add to find local girls that are both pretty, ticklish and want to make money. Welcome to tickked4cash, a company catering to just that the casual hiring of local girls for nothing more then casual non sexual or adult tickling. You can work from home come to one of many studio locations and be paid cash money to be simply tickled. You can bring friends, tickle others all with a safe environment with no stupidit. A fun easy way to make some extra money for nothing but laughing.

If you want to get started please apply now email with contact info and photo and I will get back to you to schedule a time!
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Live in trophy girlfriend (Charlottesville VA) hide this posting


compensation: Allowance per month
Looking for an attractive young female to move in as a girlfriend. All expenses included. Pool and gym at my condo. Willing to give allowance for the right person. Willing to help relocate to VA.

Please reply with a pic and info about yourself: age, what you do for fun, age, etc
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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