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Missed Encounters: Stripper named Leather from Silk Stalkings - m4w - 38 (clarksburg) Date: 2010-08-02, 8:20AM EDT Reply To This Post Looking for a stripper named Leather . She used to dance at Silk Stalkings on Meadowbrook Road. I f anyone knows how I can fine her PLEASE email me!! Location: clarksburg it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1875994308 Glory Holes - m4m - 18 (Morgantown) Date: 2010-09-08, 1:04AM EDT Reply To This Post Looking for glory holes in morgantown wv. Do you know any let me in on it please =). Location: Morgantown it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1942327117 Services Offered Let us remove your shorts,stop your drips,an caulk your cracks!! (Buchannon to Morgantown) Date: 2010-08-31, 4:25PM EDT Reply to: rbrtbarnett@yahoo.com [Errors when replying to ads?] Barrnett an Son Services..we do Electrical an Plumping, repairs an i...

Discreet Amateur Investigator Thursday Night (Morgantown, WV) Date: 2010-08-11, 3:37PM EDT Reply to: gigs-hrdrb-1893338915@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I need an individual with a digital camera or camera phone, email access and a vehicle to "discreetly" visit a few locations in the Morgantown area on Thursday evening/night. Yes, you will be doing some very simple PI work: observing and picture taking--all from outside locations, no communication with any individuals. You may be required to follow an individual to 2 or 3 locations (their workplace, gym, home) and observe if they have any visitors and take photographs. I would personally be in communication with you as I know the details of this person's schedule for the most part. This would be for the evening/ night of (Thursday) August 12th, approximately from 3pm (maybe a little later) til approximately 2am. The right person and I will discuss secured, immediate payment through Paypal. Thank ...

1) Wishful Thinking Massage (Morgantown) Date: 2010-01-26, 10:54AM EST Reply to: gigs-tzwdh-1571289308@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Seeking athletic/muscular male who is willing to give massage 2-3 times per week. Please send photos to the email. Thank you. Location: Morgantown it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: can discuss PostingID: 1571289308 2) Seriously, Who does this? Snake and Horse Needed for Motion Picture Date: 2010-01-29, 3:53PM EST Reply to: jessehughesfilm@yahoo.com [Errors when replying to ads?] The independent, feature length, motion picture “Into the Wilderness: The Jesse Hughes Story” is currently being filmed in WV. We are looking for a rattlesnake and/or copperhead and a riding horse for scenes in the movie. The snakes are needed for six to ten scenes. The snakes, one at a time, are placed in a closed set (3’ X 4’), and the snake simply needs to crawl through a hole i...