Wednesday, February 03, 2010

The Best of Craigslist ( week of 2.3.10)

1) Wishful Thinking



Massage (Morgantown)

Date: 2010-01-26, 10:54AM EST
Reply to: gigs-tzwdh-1571289308@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Seeking athletic/muscular male who is willing to give massage 2-3 times per week. Please send photos to the email.
Thank you.

Location: Morgantown
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: can discuss
PostingID: 1571289308


2) Seriously, Who does this?


Snake and Horse Needed for Motion Picture

Date: 2010-01-29, 3:53PM EST
Reply to: jessehughesfilm@yahoo.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

The independent, feature length, motion picture “Into the Wilderness: The Jesse Hughes Story” is currently being filmed in WV. We are looking for a rattlesnake and/or copperhead and a riding horse for scenes in the movie. The snakes are needed for six to ten scenes. The snakes, one at a time, are placed in a closed set (3’ X 4’), and the snake simply needs to crawl through a hole in a miniature wall section onto a miniature board floor section. Also, we need a riding horse for ten scenes. The filming will be on 2/06 and 2/07 in the Weston, Lewis County, area. We will come to you and film the snakes in our miniature set. The horse will need to be brought to a farm where we are filming near Jane Lew. The fee will be paid in film shares, which is negotiable and paid when the movie is sold. If interest or wanting more information, please contact me at jessehughesfilm@yahoo.com or 863-651-2145. Thanks, Ed Clevenger

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 1576795247

3) You need a degree for this?


University Students For Adult Films

Date: 2009-08-26, 1:43AM EDT
Reply to: gigs-c5bjd-1342756131@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Local university females. Make $5,000 (That is not a typo but you must be at least 18 and a current student with valid ID proof) to perform an adult scene for upcoming DVD. If interested please submit photo, age, and contact information as well as what school you attend.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $5,000
PostingID: 1342756131

4) Personals


I'm not even going there...

5) Free Stuff


Talking feline. (Fairmont)

Date: 2010-01-31, 11:31AM EST
Reply to: sale-ucdbm-1579201833@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Miraculous Calico who speaks both English and Spanish quite fluently for giveaway. This is not a joke. She is about 1 year old and started speaking to me after a few months. Very friendly, but quite sarcastic at times. Great companion.

Location: Fairmont
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1579201833

6) Tall Midgets

RE: Midget Friend (Morgantown,WV)

Date: 2010-02-01, 5:32PM EST
Reply to: see below

Im interested in your ad but i have a question. Are you wanting a short midget friend or a tall one? Im a midget but im a tall midget. Im 5'9" and im considered a giant midget. There is a whole race of us tall midgets. If your looking for a tall midget then this could turn out to be a very beautiful friendship. If your wanting a short midget friend then we would not be very good for each other. Im really hoping your looking for a tall midget friend. Its very hard for us tall midgets to find people to love us. Please let me know what your looking for. I have enclose a picture of me and my identical twin midget brother. Im the taller one in the picture. Thank you for your time

Fingers crossed












Location: Morgantown,WV
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests