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I just want to get this straightened out...

So, I can have a kid if I get knocked up under any circumstances.

If I try to adopt, I'll be screened with a background check and also I have to be 20 years older than the child, but younger than 40; neither underweight or overweight; can't smoke or abuse drugs; and have a certain financial status.

If I don't ever want a child, I can abort, but I can not get scooped out preventatively until I meet the age requirement or have already had a child that I do/did not want.

Did I get this right?
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