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Stripper named Leather from Silk Stalkings - m4w - 38 (clarksburg)

Date: 2010-08-02, 8:20AM EDT
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Looking for a stripper named Leather . She used to dance at Silk Stalkings on Meadowbrook Road. I f anyone knows how I can fine her PLEASE email me!!

Location: clarksburg
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PostingID: 1875994308
Glory Holes - m4m - 18 (Morgantown)

Date: 2010-09-08, 1:04AM EDT
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Looking for glory holes in morgantown wv. Do you know any let me in on it please =).

Location: Morgantown
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PostingID: 1942327117

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Let us remove your shorts,stop your drips,an caulk your cracks!! (Buchannon to Morgantown)

Date: 2010-08-31, 4:25PM EDT
Reply to: rbrtbarnett@yahoo.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

Barrnett an Son Services..we do Electrical an Plumping, repairs an insulation. Now doing handyman services such as decks,drywall,siding,gutters ect. Give us a hollar!
Over 21 years exp. best rate you'll find.............304-439-8005............

Location: Buchannon to Morgantown
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License info: We are licensed and insured
PostingID: 1929698206
"Special" Cleaning..... (morgantown)

Date: 2010-09-02, 1:37PM EDT
Reply to: serv-pn5ye-1933002561@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm a pretty good looking 20 year old girl.
College student.
I'm a pretty tidy person.
I have a topless cleaning service charging $50 an hour.
Due to my class schedule we'll have to work around it but I'm pretty flexible.
If interested send an email.
DON'T ASK FOR NAKED PICTURES!!!!!!

Location: morgantown
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PostingID: 1933002561

Psychology of Homicide Presentation

Date: 2010-08-27, 7:40PM EDT
Reply to: serv-wnvpv-1923050136@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

If you are a member of a group or organization in need of a fascinating guest speaker, please consider the Spingola Files' special presentation. The Psychology of Homicide is an entertaining hour-and-a-half speaking engagement.

Having spent 15 years chasing down cold-blooded killers, former Milwaukee Police Department Homicide Detective Steven Spingola uses a Power Point presentation to walk those present through challenging crime scenes, discuss motives and opportunities, and then explore the backgrounds of predatory homicide suspects.

Some of the cases discussed include Jeffrey Dahmer, the North Side Strangler homicides, the unsolved murder of a 15-year-old newspaper delivery boy, and the mysterious disappearance of a young Milwaukee girl.

Spingola and his staff of investigative journalists recently returned from Yorktown, Virginia, where they probed a series of two-decades-old cold case homcides, known as the Colonial Parkway murders (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonial_Parkway_Killer). In August, Spingola published a 29-page magazine article, Predators in the Parkway: a Former Homicide Detective Explores the Colonial Parkway Murders, that detailed his findings.

For more information regarding costs and available dates, please visit http://badgerwordsmith.com/seminars.html


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PostingID: 1923050136

Gigs

$500 To Go Streaking!

Date: 2010-09-05, 6:21PM EDT
Reply to: gigs-9fced-1938281902@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Just what it says, holiday weekend, home win. Will pay $500 to any attractive female willing to streak a public place. Just send a clothed photo with face and where in Motown you'd do it if avaialable.

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Compensation: $500
PostingID: 1938281902
$300 To Skinny Dip

Date: 2010-08-29, 5:02PM EDT
Reply to: gigs-fkrqc-1925961863@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

As the states I will pay any attractive female $300 to go skinny dipping with me, nothing more. You must have a place to swim as I do not. Please send clothed photo with face and how i can get in touch with you if available. No time is too late.

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Compensation: $300
PostingID: 1925961863
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