I get a lot of questions because I'm branded as a straight-shooter with no filters (this is my blog and I can say whatever the hell I want to). Considering that many people don't feel that they can ask questions because maybe it's a taboo subject, or just simply none of their business, we fail to learn as much as we can about the human condition. I'm going to post some of the less boring questions I've been asked. Q: If you were trapped in an elevator for days with a woman who had given birth recently, would you suckle from her to avoid dehydration?? A: Um, hell yes? Do it for the story. You can tell everyone later she was hot, they'll never be the wiser. And I hear breast milk is sweet and full of vitamins. Unlike those vicious rumors going around about sperm. THOSE AREN'T NUTRITIOUS PROTEINS; STOP BELIEVING HIS LIES! Q: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had in your vagina? A: ...A dick? Seriously, look at a dick. It's